Tart
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
cool
I kick my own ass and wash my own brain.
I push my own buttons and trick my own pain.
I burn my own flags and roast my own heroes.
I mock my own fears and cheer my own zeroes.
Nothing can stop me from teasing my shadow.
I’m full of empty and backwards bravado.
My wounds are tattoos that reveal my true beauty.
I turn tragic to magic and make bliss my duty.
I honour my faults till they become virtues.
I play jokes on my nightmares
till I’m sure they won’t hurt you.
I sing anarchist lullabies to lesbian trees
and love songs with punch lines
to anonymous seas.
I won’t accept gifts that infringe on my freedom
I shun sacred places that stir up my boredom.
I change my name daily, pretend to be nobody.
I fight for the truth if it’s majestically rowdy.
Gravity farks me and I fark it back.
The sun is my sex slave, the moon smokes my crack.
I pump up my conscience with idiot laughter.
I’m living happily, in love ever after.
I brag about what I can’t do and don’t know.
I take off my clothes to those I oppose.
I’m so far beyond lazy, I work like a god.
I’m totally crazy; in fact that’s my job.
- Rob Breszny
I push my own buttons and trick my own pain.
I burn my own flags and roast my own heroes.
I mock my own fears and cheer my own zeroes.
Nothing can stop me from teasing my shadow.
I’m full of empty and backwards bravado.
My wounds are tattoos that reveal my true beauty.
I turn tragic to magic and make bliss my duty.
I honour my faults till they become virtues.
I play jokes on my nightmares
till I’m sure they won’t hurt you.
I sing anarchist lullabies to lesbian trees
and love songs with punch lines
to anonymous seas.
I won’t accept gifts that infringe on my freedom
I shun sacred places that stir up my boredom.
I change my name daily, pretend to be nobody.
I fight for the truth if it’s majestically rowdy.
Gravity farks me and I fark it back.
The sun is my sex slave, the moon smokes my crack.
I pump up my conscience with idiot laughter.
I’m living happily, in love ever after.
I brag about what I can’t do and don’t know.
I take off my clothes to those I oppose.
I’m so far beyond lazy, I work like a god.
I’m totally crazy; in fact that’s my job.
- Rob Breszny
Labels: poetry
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Sunday, February 18, 2007
Grapecranberry's Brilliant Chili
1 lb. ground turkey
1 lb. ground buffalo
Trader Joe's garlic oil
Trader Joe's chili oil
2 large chopped onions, diced
chopped scallions
half bag Trader Joe's frozen Melange a Trois (red, yellow and green bell pepper strips)
half bag Trader Joe's frozen roasted corn
3 cans diced tomatoes
2 cans dark red kidney beans
1 can black beans
I can tomato paste
1 Guinness
4 tbsp. chili powder
2 tbsp. cumin
1 tbsp. cocoa powder
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 tsp. ground coriander seed
hot sauce to taste
Brown the meat with a tablespoon of garlic oil and a teaspoon of chili oil. Drain and set aside.
Heat large pot on medium and add another tablespoon of garlic oil and a teaspoon of chili oil. Add onions, scallions, peppers, corn and dry spices. Stir until slightly soft.
Add beer and bring to simmer. Add everything else and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat to low and simmer for 2 hours. ¶ 1:56 PM 0 comments
1 lb. ground buffalo
Trader Joe's garlic oil
Trader Joe's chili oil
2 large chopped onions, diced
chopped scallions
half bag Trader Joe's frozen Melange a Trois (red, yellow and green bell pepper strips)
half bag Trader Joe's frozen roasted corn
3 cans diced tomatoes
2 cans dark red kidney beans
1 can black beans
I can tomato paste
1 Guinness
4 tbsp. chili powder
2 tbsp. cumin
1 tbsp. cocoa powder
1 tsp. cayenne pepper
1 tsp. ground coriander seed
hot sauce to taste
Brown the meat with a tablespoon of garlic oil and a teaspoon of chili oil. Drain and set aside.
Heat large pot on medium and add another tablespoon of garlic oil and a teaspoon of chili oil. Add onions, scallions, peppers, corn and dry spices. Stir until slightly soft.
Add beer and bring to simmer. Add everything else and bring to a boil.
Reduce heat to low and simmer for 2 hours. ¶ 1:56 PM 0 comments
